What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Here's a fresh look at Clockwork Revolution, coming "in due time" - Eurogamer

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

5 daily habits suggested by top US doctor that protect the brain from early cognitive decline - Times of India

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

NASA's Parker Solar Probe spots powerful magnetic explosion aimed at the sun's surface - Live Science

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How big is the French Army?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Direct Injection Engines: Why Carbon Buildup Happens (And How To Prevent It) - Jalopnik

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Still no good

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Musk's Daring Gambit Has Managed to Do Something Remarkable: Alienate Democrats AND Republicans - futurism.com

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

What to Expect in Markets This Week: June Jobs Report, Independence Day Holiday - Investopedia

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

So they tried

Will Colapinto replace Doohan as second driver at Alpine Team during the 2025 season or is just a rumour of Argentine press?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Cher’s son Elijah Blue Allman hospitalized after drug overdose: report - Page Six

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Google's Veo 3 AI video generator is unlike anything you've ever seen. The world isn't ready. - Mashable