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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Still no good
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
So they tried
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)